Everyone on MySpace is dumb as fried shit.

Seriously, sometimes I think Microsoft invented MySpace just to get all the scumbag retards off the internet and to concentrate their idiocy in one place, leaving the rest of the Internet for the more intelligent ones. But then I start reading forums, and remind myself that IT'S NOT WORKING.

With the exception of a few of my friends that I know well and are not completely obtuse morons, everybody else on MySpace is. It's like a hooker's ass in that place, except instead of an insane concentration of STD's that will burn through your tongue, it's just a highly concentrated amount of poor spelling, grammar, and a lack of clothes. Horny teens that aspire to be drug addicts sums up MySpace users pretty well I think.

I have come up with a tier rating system for the MySpace morose dipshits. It is as follows:
Tier 1: Uses MySpace, and enjoys it. Enjoys the social atmosphere of it. Can spell correctly and maintains some sort of self-integrity during posts. Not particularly academic, but enough for me to tolerate reading what they have to say.
Tier 2: Uses Myspace (crime in itself) and lavishes the opportunity to logon and see if there are anymore friend requests for him/her. Spells some words wholly, but a lot of it is in "txt speek".
Tier 3: Stupidest fucks of the lot. These morons cut out letters from words like a meatboy at a Deli on choice cuts night. They make a subconscious decision to make themselves appear stupid and moronic (justified as 'cool' in their decaying minds though). For guys, has a pic without a shirt on. For girls, wearing barely anything.
Tier X: These are the only people I respect that use MySpace. Either people that sign up just to stop their friends bitching about it, and post funny and witty things in their profile. If they have a blog, it's a good read. MySpace hackers are also included in this category (seriously, some people just beg to be wrecked on MySpace).

I was viewing a Tier 1 MySpace today. This girl is a friend of a friend. Her profile looks alright, her profile pic is good (wearing clothes) and she has morals and principles, which I can see from her profile. Okay, that's good. But then it's stuff like this that angers me:
(The blog entry was called "What I think about HACKERS")
i hate you.
you are peices of scum.
who obviously have no life.
go to hell.

Sorry Avalon, but you just earned a negative tick in my book. Ever heard of White Hat Hackers? No, of course not. In your closed of sphere of a lifestyle, you never thought of actually researching the things that you post. Never mind that your opinion is completely full of shit, thus being unworthy of reading. Although, the MySpace trolls lapped up this shit. One such dolt (Tier 3) said the following:
I would have to say i agree with ya..and i also think your hott !!!

Yes, she is quite good looking. Nobody really cares about your masturbatory fantasies though, so keep it to yourself.

Conclusion: Everybody with the exception of Tier X and Tier 1 on MySpace are dumb as fried shit, and for the betterment of the human race, should commit immediate suicide.


Just had to vent my anger. If you're a pedophile though, MySpace is a haven. There are a lot of good looking girls on there (shitface idiotic though. My type of woman is like a female James Bond. Suave, good looking, and intelligent).

The webcomic is really coming together. We have decided on "Rick and Jazz". A simple name, but one which has a nice ring to it.


PS: In case you're wondering, I actually don't mind people like Avalon. Too bad these people don't take more time to research what they're posting though. She should've been more specific.

Out.